John is in the middle of, what he claims is, the "worst kept secret affair in history." We're not quite sure how the other man doesn't
know, but we're just figuring it's his rapid memory loss and weak bowels.
As I reach the quarter-century mark in my own age, I realize how insensitive the gay community can be towards age. I tell people how old I'm turning, with a twinkle in my eye that only comes from the realization that I can soon, you know, rent cars
or whatever. They respond "Oh, that's great
" but it's not genuine. It's that same "Oh, that's great
" that people say when you tell them you're Mormon, or that you're getting married to your douche-bag boyfriend, or that you're going to a Jennifer Lopez concert. I'm not dying, people. If there's one thing we gays know how to do, it's age gracefully. I'll just wait till I'm 35 or 40, start shopping at the Gap, and bleach my hair and BAM, I'll be getting carded at the bars in no time again being confused for Jonathon Taylor Thomas. I won't blame you if you don't know who that is -- remember, I'm ancient
New site design (again). I like the cleaner look, and there's a few new things, mostly the amazing "buy" button by any comic strip[[ LJ Note: This is only on the CHB website at www.capitolhillbillies.net]]
. If you want a high-quality print of the print you're looking at, just click there and I'll send it your way. Feedback always welcome: firstname.lastname@example.org or comment below.